(Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in) Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm… Spy: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom* (Scout entering while doing the conga in the background) Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Medic: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed!

Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- *Explodes* Oof. (Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy) Medic: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy* Move now! *Kisses Heavy on head* (Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.) (Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen) Soldier: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!

Soldier: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!Įngineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! (Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)

Spy: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing) Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Heavy is dead is a meme about tf2 and heavy from the red team and he dies and everybody has to solve who killed heavy lyrics: Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!Įngineer: *Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene* (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)

Dead not big surprise